Ok, here's what I say, "That Atticus Dog is crazy."
Leanne brought him home and Luna and I looked at each other and said, "What the?" Leanne smelled so happy and eager for us to accept him that we had to admit, "This is an adventure." Atticus is a busy busy nut job.
Leanne says Atticus is a puppy who didn't have a Pack to support his development. She also says that is no excuse for him to not follow The Ways, but she says it's going to take some time for Atticus to learn how things work around here. He is so not on our plan. As J says, "He is not dialed in yet."
I like my naps. Everyone knows this. Atticus has not yet learned the beauty of even one nap let alone the multiple naps I need during the day. Thank You Leanne for wrapping me up so I can block out the rambunctious puppy. I tell him, "Dude, I'm trying to sleep here. Calm it down," and he says, "Foster Dog! Come play with me! Foster Dog! I love you! Foster Dog! Leanne is calling me! Gotta go!" Again, Thank You Leanne. I don't know how she keeps that bugger occupied during the day. He is a non-stop Tasmanian Devil kind of creature.
You do have to feel for the guy though. He'd never known the Blueberry Unfrosted PopTart until he met us. He didn't even know about walks in the woods or chewing on antlers or cuddling up with heated blankets or sleeping with humans. He's been totally deprived so I'll give him a pass about some things. Some things I won't.
The dude only wants what I have because I have it. He's totally like a toddler who thinks everything is his. I let him just have stuff because that's My Way, but it can get really annoying. Leanne returns the stuff and distracts the Big A with something else so I can enjoy an antler or the destruction of a toy now and then, but it's like he's obsessed with me. Leanne says he loves me, but he also competes with me, so she'll let him love me, but she'll never let him win. Leanne says she will always win, and you know what? She's right. She never backs down from The Beast and he's learning that she means business. Luna and I know that already, and totally think it's cool, but The Puppy just doesn't get it yet. He will.
So until he's dialed in, Luna and I will keep trying to show him The Ways, and as long as he doesn't mess with my naps too much, he'll be alright. I think we could really work together on the squirrel issue outside...once I get up from my nap.





